Let's look at where our top 10 draft picks have gone...
1. Trent Milligan, P, Monterrey AAA -- After much ado and a lengthy holdout, Milligan signed his measly $7m bonus and reported to AAA where he proceeded to get blown up. Milligan faced 25 batters and threw 99 pitches in 4 2/3 innings, where he gave up nine hits and six runs. Needless to say, he took the loss and sports a 13.50 ERA. Milligan has missed a lot due to the holdout -- at least three starts, the entire strike zone in his debut and, given the tremendous amount of itching he has been doing lately, he also missed the team lecture on avoiding minor-league groupies.
2. Kareem Duckworth, P, Austin AA -- Austin management has given a fairly strict edict to its managers regarding pitch counts and their first-round pick. Duckworth averages 62 pitches per outing. Unfortunately, he has gone no more than four innings in either start. He looked good in the debut, striking out seven and giving up five hits in a no-decision against Buffalo. The second outing was rougher -- 3 2/3 innings, five runs on five hits and a loss at Colorado Springs. Austin management has also set rules about Duckworth's travel. Given his fairly low durability, Duckworth travels from game to game packed in styrofoam peanuts in a steel case.
3. Garland Nathan, SS, Santa Fe RL -- Nathan opened his career on a nine-game hitting streak, including five straight multi-hit games. His batting (.396 with a .994 OPS) is unfortunately offset by his Chuck Knoblauch-esque five errors in 11 games.
4. Harpo Dunn, SS, Minnesota HiA -- Vanceburg, Kentucky's own Harpo Dunn has not seen a pitch he didn't like so far. Of course, with 11 ks in 67 at bats, that's not a great thing. His OPS (1.012) offsets his OBP (.370). Dunn waited until his second game to make his impact felt, batting 3-5 with two doubles, a homer and six RBI. Dunn also felt the yips on the field with four errors in 15 games.
5. Danny Weston, UT, Portland RL -- Stud in more ways than one. Weston is batting .410/.515/.641 with two homers and 11 RBI. Even more impressive is his patience at the plate, drawing 11 walks. And, with a clean fielding record to boot. Weston is a stud off the field, impregnating three girls in his first week with the club. When asked how that happened, Weston said, "Dude. It's Portland. What else am I going to do?"
6. Kip Davis, OF, Atlanta AA -- Kip Davis is a long way from Fort William, Ontario. After spending four days at Hartsfield Airport waiting to get off the plane, Davis finally took the field. He's performing admirably at Atlanta -- .288-2-20 -- and could likely make it to AAA in the second half.
7. Allen Fisher, P, Colorado RL -- The mighty whitey southpaw from West Virginia has struggled some in his rookie season. Three losses, two no-decisions and a 1.73 WHIP. But, he has a 3.5 K/BB ratio and a 4.15 ERA, which shows some potential. Fisher, unfortunately, averages more than a home run per game. Must be the Colorado air.
8. Jason Hurst, OF, Milwaukee -- Hurst is banging his way through coeds at UVA. Three cases of chlymidia and a prego scare hasn't stopped this wunderkind from working through the freshman class of Cavaliers.
9. Pat Biggio, P, Buffalo LoA -- You can tell that Biggio is going be one of those hammer of God closers. Four saves in five opps, a 1.50 ERA, 14 Ks, 1 BB and a .195 OAV.
10. Lawrence Walsh, 2B, Richmond RL -- This post is boring the shit out of me. I'm teaching my college-level graphic design class right now and I think I'm going to go home now. Nothing against Walsh. He's batting .280-2-18 in rookie ball. I'm just sick of being here.