You know what I think it is? I think someone...something is pissed off that we shot a missile into space. Launched a fucking missile into the cosmos.
It has to be. I mean, how else can you explain Pittsburgh posting 32 runs in consecutive games? They've gone entire MONTHS without scoring 32 runs. But, against Colorado, they win 14-9 and 18-15.
And Nerio...what about Nerio? Suddenly he's gone from Mark McGwire to Dan McGwire. He was firing baseballs out of stadiums like a potato gun and all of a sudden he's got a boo boo?
No, I don't buy it.
You just don't fire missiles into space. Now, we're all paying for it. Watch for the locusts.
Sonsabitches.
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