Neferio

Neferious Nerio Turner. Superstar. Goat. Reestablishing threat.

Lawrence, Mass.'s favorite son has snapped out of a stupor, hitting safely in the past six games. More importantly to the Wahoos, he has homered in four of those six tilts.

Nerio's season breaks out in thirds. He started the season on a tear, projecting a potential 120-homer campaign to taking a complete dump in the second third. Now, it looks like he's leveling back off into a decent hitter.

Nerio has 59 home runs in 501 at bats. With 33 games to go, it's likely that he'll break 610 at bats. At his current rate of one homer per 8.49 at bats, look for him to hit in the neighborhood of 72 dingers.

Again, not too bad for $1.5m.