It's Pronounced "Chee-Chah-Koes"

mully submitted this preview of the New York franchise.

The New York franchise is in year 2 of their 3 year plan.

"If only that damn owner would give me some ML arms we could win some games," said Coach MO Mercedes [not to be confused with his cousin Les Volkswegen] with one hand clinching a bottle of Blanton's Kentucky Bourbon, and the other feverishly working the remote, viewing last year's game tapes.

When this question was posed to GM Madmuldoon, his reply was "First, the owner Hank Steenburguon tells me who to bring up and pitch now I have this German Boozehound (No relation to Sante Fe). Telling me my Bizzness."

Madmuldoon states that next year or the year after, he plans to bring up AA Pitchers Will Rhodes, Wiki Andjujar, Kyle Crawford, and Closer Kurt Hill to the major and fill-in holes with blue chip FA'S.

When contacted later at his suite at the Marriott Marquis, Coach Mercedes replied to Mr Muldoon's statement: "There are gonna be alot of souvenier baseballs this year so you fans out there buy your tickets now." He then raised his glass of whiskey and proclaimed, "I'd rather have a Bottle in Front of me than a Frontal Labotomy."

This reporter sees a light at the end of the tunnel for this historic franchise, but whether they make it to the World Series depends on the health of the farm system.

Blogged with the Flock Browser